You say you love the rain,
but you open your umbrella when It rains

You say you love the sun,
but you find a shadow spot when it shines

You say you love the wind,
but you close your window when It blows

This is why I am afraid,

You say you love me too.

William Shakespeare (via bluepandanastyjellybean)

(via masturbating-beside-you)


how-wry-innocence:

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

(via bandbitch)


jojje94:

heartlessmushroom:

blackrosekz13whovian:

apsarcasm:

sherlocksmyth:

Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.


Procrastinating on finding ways to add one page to my essay to get the page requirement! Thank you so much.

Thanks man

I’m not in school anymore, but here.

jojje94:

heartlessmushroom:

blackrosekz13whovian:

apsarcasm:

sherlocksmyth:

Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.

Procrastinating on finding ways to add one page to my essay to get the page requirement! Thank you so much.

Thanks man

I’m not in school anymore, but here.

(via soluhtude)


Q
This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
Anonymous
A

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know


letsgetfitanddancenaked:

aconnormanning:

toxicninjapenguin:

nyeheggers:

ashkenazi-autie:

strawberry-bounce:

The real world.

This is from That’s So Raven, where Chelsea and Raven apply to work at the same clothing shop. Chelsea is white; Raven is black. Chelsea gets the job, despite being utterly horrible at it, while Raven, who has a deep interest in fashion and knows how to handle clothes, does not. The girls find this deeply suspicious, so Chelsea wears a hat with a camera on it and questions the employer. The employer admits what she does in the gif above and Chelsea and Raven submit the footage to a news station.

And THAT is why That’s So Raven is the best TV show ever.

That’s not even the only reason why it was the best show ever









The world needs to be a little more Raven

Don’t leave out the part where the model says “I don’t even look like that”

letsgetfitanddancenaked:

aconnormanning:

toxicninjapenguin:

nyeheggers:

ashkenazi-autie:

strawberry-bounce:

The real world.

This is from That’s So Raven, where Chelsea and Raven apply to work at the same clothing shop. Chelsea is white; Raven is black. Chelsea gets the job, despite being utterly horrible at it, while Raven, who has a deep interest in fashion and knows how to handle clothes, does not. The girls find this deeply suspicious, so Chelsea wears a hat with a camera on it and questions the employer. The employer admits what she does in the gif above and Chelsea and Raven submit the footage to a news station.

And THAT is why That’s So Raven is the best TV show ever.

That’s not even the only reason why it was the best show ever

The world needs to be a little more Raven

Don’t leave out the part where the model says “I don’t even look like that”

(via piercing-fall-out-boy)


kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

(via spoopydupey)


waywardswagabond:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

why………do…people..not..take..showers…..

because theft is illegal

(via spoopydupey)


suckmyvertical:

clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20

(via poppumpkinpie)


sigornthenn:

sweetmetaphors:

it is time.

soon the era of pumpkin will fall and the northern winds whisper

peppermint everything

(via piercing-fall-out-boy)


sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

(via animedari)